"HALP! I have two intact dogs that fight CONSTANTLY. How dare they! I'm a breeder of teacup min pins and I absolutely do not know what to do!"

"Hi. I'm a man (or woman) with way too much attachment to the testicles of my dogs. All those health benefits that your vet tells you about is pure BS. Pyometra? BS. Cancer? Behavioral issues that can be ( Read more... )

Hello, everyone, delusional backyard breeder here! Did you know it's only the owners that are the reason behind all those dogs you see at the pound, never us backyard breeders (we're just poor hobby breeders, don'tcha know)? Most of those puppymill dogs find homes, anyways. *shrug ( Read more... )

"Oh, HALP! My raccoon won't use a litterbox!" Hmmm . . . Maybe try politely asking him to use it? Won't hurt to try, because it is absolutely part of a racoon's natural behavior to use a cat litter box. They use them all the time in the wild. If they don't take to it, there's obviously something *very* wrong.

"Does anyone have a spare capuchin ( Read more... )

1. Have a long, drawn-out, loud conversation on your mobile phone. That's always a winner ( Read more... )

I never spend any time with my Sharpei, even though I loooove him sooo much! It's not my fault I never spend time with him though, because I so totally have to spend all my time at my boyfriend's house! I'm only 17 and he's unemployed so it's totally not an option to have our own place, even though I'm not allowed to take my beloved Sharpei with ( Read more... )

For the first time in the known history of the universe, a bitch in heat scaled a fence to tie with a neighbor dog! Who knew that could happen, so I'm totally blameless for letting my bitch out in to my fenced yard knowing there was an intact male next door! Anyway, all you godless heathens who are suggesting a spay/abort of any possible less-than- ( Read more... )

Wanted: mate for my perfect 20 inch, 78 pound pit bull with lyme disease! I don't want some used dog from the local shelter, those are DANGEROUS! I want to git my dawg from a breeder who is breeding them short and stocky pit bulls.

I bought an adorable puppy in teh WalMart parking lot! OMG I PUT HER ON NATURAL (dry, because wild dogs cook their food to a hard, crispy kibble) DOG FOOD! Now, she's thrown up a few times and she's 8 weeks old and I know she needs shots but I cannot afford them (OMG I BOUGHT HER AT WALMART! SHE SHOULD HAVE COME WITH SHOTS!) but I could totally ( Read more... )

I'm not a breeder, but because I can't be bothered spaying her, my female dog got a standing with my male dog because I wasn't supervising her and I really, really hope she's pregnant and gets to contribute to the pet overpopulation!

One can't help but question a post where charityrose, the owner of a new chihuahua puppy doesn't bother to give any details about her new pet except for the price ( Read more... )